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1E07 & 2E08!
"To feel heat, press us. Cuz we're too hot to handle."
We rock, we rule,
We're everything you're not. (:
The Fantastic Forty 39
Apologies to those who are offended by the "Nicks" part. But dont you think it's a speciality of our class? :D
#1 Arynah
Nicks : Arnah, Adnan, Ah Cock.
Email : lil_dudette29@hotmail.com
CCA : Girl Guides
#2 Evelyn
Nicks : Code 11 Project Bishop, Utama, Shit Leong.
Email : prettyangel_1994@hotmail.com
CCA : Choir
#3 Felicia
Nicks : Felly, Fetelia, Ah Cheebye.
Email : -
CCA : Girl Guides
#4 Indah
Nicks : Jayanti, Ah Tits, Indahdah.
Email : idj_94@hotmail.co.uk
CCA : Choir
#5 Joelle
Nicks : Jojo, Ah Nips.
Email : staryrocket@hotmail.com
CCA : Girl Guides
#6 Xin Ni
Nicks : Over-ly Straight Back, Robot.
Email : darksecrets94@hotmail.com
CCA : Choir
#7 Sarah
Nicks : Sahara, Sarahwak, Sa Noob, Ah Bra, Xi Gua, Quack, 鸭慧敏.
Email : sarah.0310@hotmail.com
CCA : Band
#8 Jia Ying
Nicks : Dong Gua, Chin Cheong Fan, Cheong.
Email : jyjyjiaying123@hotmail.com
CCA : NPCC
#9 You Jia
Nicks : -
Email : ivy.550@hotmail.com
CCA : Art Club
#10 Christina/Yu Meng
Nicks : You Mehng.
Email : christina7793@hotmail.com
CCA : NPCC Band Choir
#11 Beverly
Nicks : Ovary, beverage.
Email : princetongirl1994@hotmail.com
CCA : Girl Guides
#12 Michelle
Nicks : Michael.
Email : michelle_tan130@hotmail.com
CCA : Art Club
#13 Vanessa
Nicks : -
Email : snowyhamster@hotmail.com
CCA : Band
#14 Veena
Nicks : VeeNoob, iTruck, Veemon.
Email : veena_toh@hotmail.com
CCA : NPCC
#15 Wendy
Nicks : Wont Die, Ah Boob.
Email : capricorngurl_94@hotmail.com
CCA : Band
#16 Widia
Nicks : Wiwid, Ah Puki, Bushido.
Email : unheard-cries@hotmail.com
CCA : NPCC
#17 Yasmeen
Nicks : Munira, Ah G-string, Best Friend (of Michael).
Email : candygal_yasmeen@hotmail.com
CCA : Netball
#18 Benjamin
Nicks : Nimajneb, Stale bread toast.
Email : nimajneb1994@hotmail.com
CCA : Table Tennis
#19 Christopher
Nicks : -
Email : crazydog1306@hotmail.com
CCA : Red Cross , Golf
#20 Daryl
Nicks : Dog Real.
Email : gandaryl@hotmail.com
CCA : Badminton
#21 Faiz
Nicks : Fazba, Far East, Black, Chao Da, Charred, Burnt, BBQ-ed, Blaock.
Email : faiz_fbi@hotmail.com
CCA : Computer Club
#22 Ernest
Nicks : Elephant, Elephante, Horton
Email : rip_dragoon94@hotmail.com
CCA : NPCC
#23 Harvind
Nicks : Cindy, Hakvind, Ah Meng (son of Ah Ber LOL), Monkey.
Email : -
CCA : Computer Club
#24 Jing Yong
Nicks : Ji Yong, Wee Peng Yong (1).
Email : leejingyong@hotmail.com
CCA : NPCC
#25 Zheng Jie
Nicks : Zheng Ba, Zheng Bao, Zheng Da.
Email : zhengjie08@hotmail.com
CCA : NCC Land
#26 Koh Wee
Nicks : Kok Wee.
Email : saddeninglife@hotmail.com
CCA : Choir
#27 Michael
Nicks : Michelle, Best Friend (of Yasmeen).
Email : beiv.mike.rulez@hotmail.com
CCA : Band Drama
#28 Fauzi
Nicks : NiacZ, Fuzzy.
Email : tetsusaiga94@hotmail.com
CCA : AVA Club
#29 Hidayat
Nicks : Dayat, Gangster Boss, Sudayat/Hidafi.
Email : hididiyoto@hotmail.com
CCA : Table Tennis
#30 Shafiq
Nicks : ShaPORK, Shaphic Dioxide, Maalat Baboy, Babuay, Salty Pig, Pork/Pig.
Email : blazing_innoncence@hotmail.com
CCA : Sepak Takraw
#31 Zulhaqqim
Nicks : Zullie, Ah Butt, Zul Ba Jie.
Email : zullie_boy@hotmail.com
CCA : Band
#32 Jin Zhuang
Nicks : Botak, JinJinJin, Potassium.
Email : tomthekingeagles@hotmail.com
CCA : Choir
#33 Jun Peng
Nicks : June Pehng, Jibai Peng, Wee Peng Yong (2).
Email : jeremy-pjp@hotmail.com
CCA : Basketball
#34 Raynor
Nicks : Wee Peng Yong (3), Rhino.
Email : raynor_wee@hotmail.com
CCA : Band
#35 Ryan
Nicks : Mehh~.
Email : silverhawk1994@hotmail.com
CCA : NCC Land
#36 Xuan Hao
Nicks : Xuan Ba, Xuan Bao, Bao.
Email : xuanhao325@hotmail.com
CCA: NCC Sea
#37 Yu Hang
Nicks : Rasey Tan, Pinky Tan, Sushi Boy, Tan Sok Boon.
Email : netballsux@hotmail.com
CCA : NCC Land
#38 Hong Zhou
Nicks : Long Face, YxDarkSoulxY, Long Zhou, Germanium, Giraffe.
Email : lin_hong_zhou@hotmail.com
CCA : Computer Club
#39 Xu Lin
Nicks : Shu/Yu/Ju Lin, 20-year-old, Chou Yu
Email : illidane@hotmail.com
CCA : NPCC
#40 Kun Jie
Nicks : Kun Cong, Kun Da, Yaaaang, Kun Bao.
Email : yakunkayatoast@hotmail.com
CCA: NCC Sea
23 dicks & 16 x 2 boobs.
WE ROCK SO HARD YOU CAN FEEL THE EARTH SHAKING, YO! ;D
2007
OngSim left us! :O
Teachers
Form: Mrs Chan-Ho Lin Chuin
English: Ms Kwong Wen Li
Maths: Mdm Goo Lay Hoon
Science: Mrs Ang Ei Ting
Geography: Mrs/Mdm Yeo
History: Ms Liz Sriyanty
Literature: Mr Ashraff
Music: Mdm Norashikin Mohd
Character Edu.: Mrs Chan-Ho Lin Chuin
CL: Mrs Lee-Sem Seow Wei
HCL : Mdm He Xiaohua
ML: Mr Karmin Abbas
HML: Mr Salleh
Home Econs: Ms Ermawati Zaini
P.E.: Mrs Juliana Goh
Art: Mrs Valerie Tan
Achievements
- Irritating the shit out of Chan-Ho that she retired. (:
- Our Geog teacher was never to be seen again after teaching our class. Rofl.
- Our Lit teachers too. -.-
2008
Evelyn joined us! :)
and YouJia migrated to NY! :(
Teachers
Form: Ms Maureen Lian
Co-Form: Mdm Sarina Puhari
English: Ms Fiona Tan / Ms Chan Hui Chieh
Maths: Mrs Lim Khar Keow
Science: Mrs Ang Ei Ting
Geography: Mr Teo Khiam Kiat Ms Tay
History: Mrs Wee Lay Seng
Literature: Ms Maureen Lian
Music: Mdm Norashikin Mohd
Character Edu.: Ms Maureen Lian
CL: Mdm Ng Ah Noi
HCL: Mdm He Xiao Hua Mr Zhao Ms Ning Ning
ML: Mdm Sarina Puhari
HML: Mr R Azmann A Rahman
D&T: Mrs Tan Wan Hwa / Mr Shahrom Mdm Shaheerah
P.E.: Mr Rizal Bin Subani
Art: Ms Tan Mui Mui
Achievements
- Mdm He has retired, yupz.
- Teo KK retired, muahaha!
2008
Birthdays
Please update this section as I (Sarah) do not have super good memory to rmb all 39 birthdays. Thank you very much.
1 Jan - JiaYing
2 Jan - Benjamin
13 Jan - Indah
30 Jan - Michelle
6 Feb - XinNi
12 Feb - Zulhaqqim
16 Feb - Yasmeen
20 Feb - Evelyn
6 March - Felicia
25 April - Ryan
30 April - Shafiq
18 May - Widia
25 May - YuMeng
8 June - Hongzhou
13 June - Christopher
15 June - YuHang
20 June - JunPeng
31 July - Fauzi
4 August - JinZhuang
8 August - ZhengJie
31 August - Hidayat
2 September - JingYong
7 September - Veena
26 September - KunJie
29 September - Arynah
3 October - Sarah
11 October - Raynor
12 October - Harvind
7 November - Joelle
25 November - Faiz
15 December - KohWee
18 December - XuanHao
20 December - Beverly
23 December - Wendy
31 December - Michael
Leaving So Soon?
Credits
crazy times
Thursday, February 21, 2008 @ 9:34 PM
Hello
world 2E.
Please tell me the nicknames / links you want me to include/change all at one go so I can add them all in at the same time cuz Im too lazy to log in and out all the time just to add a nickname in / relink, lmao.
Anyway anyway, does anyone mind if I change the class blog url again? :D
I intend to change it to
http://www.1e07-and-2e08-pwns-noobs.blogspot.comCAN CAN? :D Please tell me your comments on the tagboard!
Btw, its me, Sarah the great, again. (:
Wednesday, February 20, 2008 @ 11:04 PM
Hi Jiaying here
me put up a section for homework but
me not going update people who are free go update
or maybe those who suggested this ideas go record down
homework ..
today science most of us were not able to finish
want celebrate ? ask sarah sponser for she is one
of the 'pros' who finished the science paper..
Tomorrow last day of common test.. yeah lets
celebrate ((: =.=
next tueday cohort camp le ..
lets cry for those who no need to go and
cry for those who was being forced to go ...
that it and dont spam the tagboard ..
Tuesday, February 19, 2008 @ 6:55 PM
Sup y'all? Fauzi here. Common Tests starts today. Anyway, if you got some time to spare, go
here and listen to a prank order about
PORKS :D Enjoy.
And good luck for
Science and
History tomorrow. Don't forget
bring compass and protractor. And a
sharp-sharp, long-long, hard-hard...pencil :D
Sunday, February 17, 2008 @ 10:14 PM
hello loves
veena here
we are having a poll to decide whether to make class-tee or not.
so yea, scroll down to below the tagboard and vote.
NOTE : DUN VOTE MORE THAN ONCE THANKS
thanks
good luck to all for common tests (:
Wednesday, February 13, 2008 @ 8:47 PM
Sup y'all. Fauzi here :) Just wanna wish
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO
ALL COUPLES OUT THERE AND
COUPLES-TO-BE.
Faiz don't give up on Felicia :)
HongZhou don't forget Germaine/Gloria/etc. :))
JinZhuang don't give up on Esther/Vivian/etc. :)))
Evelyn try your luck with Hong Zhou :)))))
Yu Hang go for it for Veena :))))))
And to all those secret admirers,
have some balls and go for your loved ones!!!
And now for the surprise....
Arynah, WILL YOU BE MY VALENTINE? And revert back to how we were, only without the arguments and misunderstandings. And just the happiness we had :)
Sunday, February 10, 2008 @ 11:36 AM
KAY LIKE FINALLY . jin zhuang gave me the password and email to our class blog . stupid veena dont want to give .
geok peng , you yi go hen hei he hen you mao di nui ren xiong pu . :DDDDD
kaykaykay . my turn to post some jokes .'
Joke #1 One day, Harry came upon a big, long ladder that stretched into the clouds. He'd walked this way every day and this ladder was never there before. Curious and brave, he began to climb. Eventually, he climbed into the layer of clouds, and saw this rather large, homely woman lying here on a cloud. She spoke, Take me now or climb the ladder to success!
Harry figured success had to be better than this, so he continued climbing. He came upon another level of clouds, and found a thinner, cuter woman than before.
She also spoke, Take me now or climb the ladder to success!
Harry saw that his luck was changing and so continued his climb. On another level of clouds, he found a rather attractive woman with not so bad of a figure.
She stated, Take me now or climb the ladder to success!
Harry really liked his advantage now! He climbed quickly and deftly, and sure enough, on the next level, he found a gorgeous, lithe, well-endowed woman lying seductively on the cloud.
Take me now or climb the ladder to success, she huskily whispered.
Harry couldn't believe his eyes, but his greed got the best of him. He climbed to the next level, expecting Aphrodite or similar. Suddenly, the ladder ends, and a latch closes behind him. He looks over to see a 400-pound, 6'8 hairy biker-looking guy with tattoos. The biker gets up and walks menacingly toward Harry.
Apprehensively, Harry whispers, Who are you?
The biker answers, I'm Cess.
LOLOLOLOLOL .
kaykaykay another one .
Joke #2
Jack goes to the doctor and says, Doc I'm having trouble getting my penis erected. Can you help me?
After a complete examination the doctor tells Jack, Well the problem with you is that the muscles around the base of your penis are damaged. There's really nothing I can do for you, except, if you're willing to try an experimental treatment.
Jack asks sadly, What is this treatment?
Well, the doctor explains, what we would do is take the muscles from the trunk of a baby elephant and implant them in your penis.
Jack thinks about it silently then says, Well the thought of going through life without ever having sex again is too much, let's go for it.
A few weeks after the operation Jack was given the green light to use his improved equipment. He planned a romantic evening for his girlfriend and took her to one of the nicest restaurants in the city.
In the middle of dinner he felt a stirring between his legs that continued to the point of being painful. To release the pressure Jack unzipped his fly. His penis immediately sprung from his pants, went to the top of the table, grabbed a bread roll and then returned to his pants.
His girlfriend was stunned at first but then said with a sly smile, That was incredible! Can you do it again?
Jack replied with his eyes watering, Well, I guess so, but I don't think I can fit another roll in my ass.
LOL .
kaykaykay another one .
Joke #3 It was George the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family who roundly and soundly congratulated him and sent him on his way with a tidy gift envelope.
At the second house, they presented him with a box of fine cigars.
The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.
At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful blonde woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door and up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced!
When he had enough, they went downstairs where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge.
"All of this was just too wonderful for words." He said, "But what's the dollar for"?
"Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you, and he said, "Screw him. Give him a dollar." "The breakfast was my idea!!"
LOL .
kaykaykay . and to all chinese people , happy BELATED chinese new year !
see y'all tmr dudes/dudettes :DDD .
ps: i got this jokes at jokes.gotthem.com :D . go to dirty jokes .
-cougcoughsomeonecoughcoughbirthdaycoughcoughtwocoughdaysawaycoughcough-
@ 12:08 AM
Sup y'all. Fauzi here again :) More jokes coming up:
Interviewer: What is your birth date?Muthu : 13th October.
Interviewer : Which year?Muthu : Every year.
After returning from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, "Do I look like a foreigner?"
Wife: "No! Why?"Muthu : "In London, a lady asked me, 'Are you a foreigner?'... that's why."
Wife : ...A tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu whether any great man was born in his village...Muthu said .. "No sir, only babies were born here."Muthu was doing an experiment with a cockroach.
First he cut off one leg and told it to "WALK! WALK!" The cockroach walked. Then he cut of it's second leg and told the same. The cockroach walked. Then he cut off the third leg and did the same. Finally, he cut off its fourth leg and ordered it walk! But the cockroach didn't walk. Suddenly, Muthu said loudly, "I found it. If we cut a cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf."When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the driver adjusted the mirror. Muthu shouted, "You are trying to see my wife, eh? Sit in the back. I will drive."
Muthu went into a hotel.
To wash his hands, he went to the washbasin. Then when he had finished, he
started washing the basin. Seeing this,the manager
asked what was he doing. Muthu pointed towards the
signboard "*WASH BASIN* "
Interviewer : "Just imagine you're in the 20th floor of a building and it's on fire. How will you escape?"Muthu: "It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination."
Q:
At a political rally, Muthu was arrested. Why?A: Because a lady journalist with a badge which read "*PRESS*" pinned on the right part of her blouse walked past him... and he did it!
Haha enjoy :D
Saturday, February 9, 2008 @ 2:04 PM
hellooo
veena here
naa some jokes again(:
#joke 1Actual Label Instructions Mark as unread
In case you needed further proof that the Human Race is doomed
through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on
consumer products:
1. On a bar of Dial soap -
DIRECTIONS - USE LIKE REGULAR SOAP. (And that would be how?)
2. On Sainsbury's peanuts - WARNING - CONTAINS NUTS. (Really? Peanuts contain nuts?)
3. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box) -
DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN. (Too late! You lose!)
4. On a child's superman costume - WEARING OF THIS GARMENT
DOES NOT ENABLE YOU TO FLY. (That's right, destroy a universal childhood fantasy!)
5. On some frozen dinners: SERVING SUGGESTION: DEFROST.
6. On Nightly sleep aid:
WARNING: MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS. (Duh!)
7. On a hotel provided shower cap in a box: FITS ONE HEAD.
8. On packaging for a Rowenta iron: DO NOT IRON CLOTHES ON BODY.
9. On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights - FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY.
(As opposed to use in outer space?)
#joke 2A young couple was golfing one day on a very exclusive course lined with million-dollar houses. On the third tee, the wife sliced her shot right through the large front window of the biggest house along the course. They walked up, knocked on the door and heard a voice say, "Come on in."
When they opened the door, they saw glass everywhere and a broken bottle lying on the floor. A man on the couch said, "Are you the people who broke my window?"
The husband began to apologize, but the man cut him off, "Actually, I want to thank you, I'm a genie who was trapped in that bottle, and your wayward shot released me. I'm allowed to grant three wishes, so what I'd like to do is give each of you one wish, and I'll keep last one for myself."
"Fantastic!" said the husband. "I want a million dollars a year for the rest of my life." "No problem," said the genie, "it's the least I can do."
"I want a house in every country in the world," said the wife. "Consider it done," said the genie, "and now for my wish. Because I've been trapped in that bottle, I haven't had sex in a really long time. My wish is to sleep with your wife."
The husband looked over at his wife and said, "Well, we did get a lot of money and all those houses...If you don't mind honey, I don't either." The wife agreed.
The genie took her upstairs and ravished her for 3 hours. After he was through, the genie looked at the wife and asked, "How old is you husband, anyway?"
"Twenty-five," said the wife.
"And he still believes in genies?"
#joke 3The nice guy
A lady and her baby get on a bus. The bus driver looks at the lady, and then her baby, and then screams, "AHHHH! That's the ugliest child I've ever seen in my life!" The lady then, totally disgusted, marches up to the back of the bus to sit down. As she was sitting there absolutely furious, a man asks, "Are you ok, dear?" The lady replies, "I'm so angry, that bus driver just insulted me." The man says, "You go back up there and give that bus driver a piece of your mind, and I'll watch your monkey."
lololol.
gtg le
Friday, February 8, 2008 @ 1:26 AM
[edited]
Hellooooooooooo. (:
Sarah wasnt here to change the blogskin.
Please keep this blog alive as much as possible as I wont be bothered too, lmao.
Happy CNY by the way! The population of angbaos are decreasing this year. /:
P/s Sorry if I screwed up any part of the blogskin, cuz as you can see, Im doing this at 1am+ in the morning. Thus, Im in the state of dreaminess(?). Oh whatever, goodbye.
P/s/s I know by adding the "Nicks" part in the "The Fantastic Forty" section might arouse some teasing. But please dont make fun of the usuals like JZ too often. Dont be such meanies! Look how miserable JZ is! >:@
(Okay, I know Im exaggerating. As I said, it's 1am in the morning.)
Love, me. <3
AND YES, SARAH THE GREAT MADE THIS SKIN. HURHUR. Im so proud of it. *grins*
Wednesday, February 6, 2008 @ 9:22 PM
HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR xD (in advance of 2hrs 30min)
congrats 2e for getting 3rd for classroom decoration!
nothing say liao.
anyway have a happy holidays.
yea, i so envy the non-chinese. you can relax. =x
lol, bb
@ 5:36 PM
Sup y'all. Fauzi here. A speech in Rush Hour 3:
Tucker: Who are you?Yu (Blind): YuTucker: No, not me. You.Yu: Yes, I am Yu.Tucker: Just answer the damn question. Who are you?Yu: I have told you.Tucker: Are you deaf?Yu: No, Yu is blind.Tucker: I'm not blind, you blind.Yu: That is what I just said.Tucker: You just said what?Yu: I did not say "what". I said Yu.Tucker: That's what I'm asking you.Yu: And Yu is answering.Tucker: SHUT UP! You!Yu: Yes?Tucker: Not you, him! What's your name?Mi: Mi.Tucker: Yes, you!Mi: I am Mi.Yu: He is Mi, and I am Yu.Lols haha, bastard.
